Dumb Ass

Here is a portrait worthy of a VH1 - My Little Pony - where are they now segment…

This is friggin cool! You have to check out this four legged invention. I’d be scared to death seeing this thing coming after me in the woods…

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This is even cooler! After watching the video above, you have to see the prototype…

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Well it only takes one loser to ruin it for the rest of us. This guy’s mother must be proud of how he spent his 15 seconds of fame.
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Some sick twisted kid with all the time in the world on his hands decided to make a computer case built out of a little ceasars pizza box. Last I heard, Dell computers and geek squad have been trying to contact him for an internship. Geek!

I’m not sure how much of a computer geek you need to be to come up with an idea like this but I would venture to guess he works for Dell computers in one way or another.